The 'Fifty Shades of Grey' Honest Trailer Gives a Good, Hard Spanking

The safe word is "MOM PORN" in Screen Junkies' inevitable if not quite brutal enough takedown of "Fifty Shades of Grey." This happens to be the 100th episode of Honest Trailers, and they timed it well to tackle the easy target of "Fifty Shades," which is coming out on DVD this Friday.

Teenage girls around the world made Twilight into a global phenomenon. Now it's Mom's turn as the ridiculous fantasy of dating a vampire is cast aside for the ridiculous fantasy of being a gorgeous billionaire's pampered sex slave."

The five minute video does make a good butt plug reference, but mostly it just yawns at how boring the movie turned out to be (e-mails! contracts!) instead of kinky. But you should watch it for the new lyrics to Beyoncé's "Crazy in Love" remix. ("I wish somebody would tase me right now/this story's about as sexy as rabies right now.") Whoever wrote that parody song should write the script for the next movie.





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