They've given you the gift of entertainment all year long. Don't you think your favorite TV characters deserve a gift at Christmastime? Granted, being fictional makes them hard to shop for. Still, here are some gift suggestions for some of our favorite small-screen personalities. After all, even the naughty ones have been nice to watch.
Adam Goldberg ("The Goldbergs"): A membership card for Blockbuster Video. (Okay, it'll be a Hanukkah gift.)
Howard Wolowitz (:The Big Bang Theory" ): A Flowbee. (Also a Hanukkah gift.)
Sheldon, Leonard, and Penny ("The Big Bang Theory"): An elevator repairman.
Hannibal Lecter ("Hannibal"): A vegan cookbook.
The cast of "Orange Is the New Black": A more colorful wardrobe.
Joe McMillan ("Halt and Catch Fire"): An iPhone.
Marty Hart ("True Detective"): Noise-blocking headphones
Mrs. Patmore ("Downton Abbey"): A Ninja blender system. With an instruction manual.
Louis C.K. ("Louie"): A Hungarian-English dictionary.
Claire Randall (("Outlander"): A wristwatch, set to 1945 time.
The cast of "Fargo": A snowplow.
Victoria Flynn ("Mike & Molly"): A plane ticket to Colorado.
Don Draper ("Mad Men"): A Nicoderm kit.
Carrie Mathison ("Homeland"): Some infant-friendly bath toys.
Jack Bauer ("24"): A nap. And a bathroom break.
Larry David ("Curb Your Enthusiasm"): Motivation to film another season.
Neal Sampat ("The Newsroom"): A news network worthy of his lofty principles and Web savviness.
Ron Swanson ("Parks and Recreation"): Membership in the steak-of-the-month club.
The "South Park" "kids: Gift cards to the Casa Bonita restaurant.
Abed Nadir ("Community"): A real, working holodeck.
Valerie Cherish ("The Comeback"): A real comeback.
The Gallagher family ("Shameless"): A week with Jo "Supernanny" Frost.
The Pritchett grandchildren ("Modern Family"): The phone number of a good therapist. They may not need it now, but someday...
Jackie Peyton ("Nurse Jackie"): A stalwart, vigilant sponsor. Maybe Bonnie Plunkett from "Mom" is available?
Brian Griffin ("Family Guy"): A smarter, less dysfunctional family. Maybe the SImpsons are available?
Bran Stark ("Game of Thrones"): An HBO Go membership, so he can see what the rest of the family is up to while he sits next season out.
Elizabeth Faulkner McCord ("Madam Secretary"): Some hipper specs to replace the granny glasses she wears now.
And to all the characters whose shows haven't yet been canceled: A renewal.
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