Jimmy Fallon, David Letterman and Seth Meyers are still on vacation with repeats, but don't worry: Bill Murray and Tenacious D were around to save Tuesday night.
Bill Murray was on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" -- and you have to pay close attention to his amazing shirt with what looks like divers on it. His outfit is just everything. Jimmy shared all the great parenting advice Bill gave him before JK and his wife welcomed their child. "I don't know much," Bill said, "but I talk a lot about what I do know." That's how it should be. He has six boys, so he should know. He shared a good anecdote about how to break up gas in kids when they first start eating solid food. He should have a parenting blog. Also, did you know that Bill used to work at Little Caesar's? Pizza Pizza! He worked with a guy who became a famous chef.
The conversation turned to Tinder, and Jimmy asked Bill if he would ever be on Tinder. Bill thinks it could be amusing, but he can't imagine doing it. To make his point about not being able to just go point to someone and bring them over, he pointed to a guy with a camera in production and beckoned him over. He wouldn't budge so Bill went over and dragged him onto the couch next to him. The audience loved it. Jimmy congratulated the camera guy on making a match. "He blushes easily," Bill said. Jimmy said he's always that color. Bill Murray is King.
Jack Black and Kyle Gass were also on JKL, and Jack pulled out a couch cushion just for fun. But then he put the cushion back, which Jimmy took to mean he was maturing. Next they may be in a Viagra commercial, JK said. Jack said maybe they'd do "one of the cereals that helps you go." He even sang a little bit of a jingle they came up with for All Bran. You have to listen to it. They also talked about their upcoming Tenacious D tour of Asia. Jack said the Malaysian officials asked them to tone down some of their content but they refused and they're getting their way.
Jimmy also quoted a new study suggesting vegetarian/vegan men have lower sperm counts than men who eat meat. Jimmy wondered if you could tell whether a guy was vegetarian or not just by looking at him. Offensive?
Krysten Ritter was on "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson," talking about she's usually a shut-tin but she's been getting out of the house more. She gets up early to go to yoga, she goes out to lunch. Craig asked if she was seeing anyone. She said she is. Craig broke out his pipe to get into the discussion. Pierce Brosnan was also on Craig's show, talking about how "The November Man" is now out on Blu-Ray even though neither one of them had a clue what Blu-Ray is. Pierce looked hot in his jacket - literally and figuratively. He should've just taken it off to be more comfortable. Pierce and Craig also talked about the changes and stress that come with aging. Pierce said he still stresses out about getting his next job.
Ty Burrell and John Leguizamo were on Bravo's "Watch What Happens Live," and Ty talked about how he owns some bars. A fan asked if he ever had to kick someone out. He said no they have great bouncers for that. He admitted he once worked a summer in Boston as "the worst bounced that ever existed." He said he's a wimp and hates confrontation so he'd let people through with fake IDs. For his part, John was asked to share his favorite memory of working with the late great Patrick Swayze in "To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar." He said their on-screen fight was very realistic because they had an off-screen beef. John said Patrick was cool and chill but John himself was young and trying to make it, ad-libbing like crazy. Patrick told him to stop ad-libbing and John refused. He was like "Make me." Wesley Snipes had his back too. Poor Patrick. Andy Cohen was shocked that John would get street with The Swayze. John said they never came to blows, but they pushed each other.
Conan O'Brien had some fun with a (fake) video of Justin Bieber training with Floyd Mayweather, with Floyd beating the crap out of The Biebs, including dumping trash on him. And the crowd goes wild!
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